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Got this from a relative.

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BEST JOKE OF 2011 (so far)

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil

tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the

devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a

check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is

finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she

writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5..00. When Putin hears this

he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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