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ELKSLAYER, July 24, 2010 in Other Topics
I pity the foo that cant drive a stick.
I pity the foo that drives a ford.
You pity yourself then? You didn't seem too enthusiastic about rollin in that ford the other day. lol
I should have taken a pic.
Bullshit. I seen it myself. Traded the Dodge for a big ass white powerjoke.
Thats is for sure BS
I know what I saw and you have to sleep at night knowing you drove a ford.
Drove a fix or repair daily not owen.
That is to bad tho i likes F-O-R-D.
Soon your dodge will smell the ford on you and start breaking down in protest.
Your right but that is just from stinch of a ford that made it puke the trany out. Only a ford can smell that bad.
My ford smells like island breeze.
A island in the middle of a shit pond.
Well u do know that FORD is 1st on raceday....
...cuz it was there from the last race!!
A Texan man was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned.
A young man growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh ye, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!":yes:
That 1 is even better.
Curtis wtf???? SAY IT AINT SO.
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