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Christmans Cookie Recipes

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Thought we could share our favorite recipes...

Here is mine...

1 cup of water

2 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Pendleton Whiskey

Sample the Pendleton to check for quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Pendleton again, to be sure it is of the highest

quality, pour 1 Level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Pendleton is still OK, try another

cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the friggin fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a


Sample the Pendleton to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Pendleton.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the truner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Wendlton Phisky and make

sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


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