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democrat? republican? or REDNECK??

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND

THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's

Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does he man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wifethink?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's

Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!

BANG !

Click... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

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Well I just might be a redneck.... Well if I only had 1 round I would be a republican & that sand nigger would have a third eye in the middle of his forehead! :lol:

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If you only had one round you would not be a Redneck:yes:

Untrue. May have gone out shooting thatday, blazed through truck loads of ammo, and on way back into town to restock, and you found the one round left, the one your liberal democrat friend ejected after he pissed down both legs when you gave him he gun, trying to convert him to an Idaho point of view.

At that point, you are still 'neck, and part MacGuyver for being able to figure out where in the truck it landed, find and plant the "Republiucan" third eye in the terrorist....

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