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Democrat, republican or Southerner

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes

around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,

praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are

carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere

seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN...

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to

him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does

my wife think?

What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and

knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I

carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this

send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he

definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away

while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street

so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This

is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for

few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

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