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This was written to the head of the NAACP in on the Michael Vick affair. I

love it when a white guy can gently yet logically put things into


Saturday, August 18, 2007

An Open Letter to the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP

Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,

My name is Mike I am 27, and I am neither a member of your organization nor

a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came

across this article, and it compelled me to write. Since I am white, I am

going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities.

But, Dr. White, you are a dumb shit.

Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. This

case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one

thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's killing dogs. You

compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you are a dumb shit. When

was the last time a deer greeted you at the door when you got home from

work? Or curled up next to you and gently nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs

are pets, you moron. They aren't meant to be killed for sport. The failure

to make this distinction only makes you look more stupid. Sorry, I lost my

temper there.

Here's the thing, Dr. White. The reason people were outraged by this was

because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre had done it,

the reaction would have been the same, I guarantee you. The difference is,

had Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre had done this, you wouldn't see white

supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming he was innocent in the face of

mountains of damning evidence, supporting him regardless of the outcome.

Let me let you in on a secret about white people; when one of our own makes

us look bad, we condemn him and disown them. I suggest you adopt a similar

policy. If your group's mission is truly to advance "colored" people (your

word, not mine) you'd disassociate from the idiots in your race.

It can't go wrong, trust me.

Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it

isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black. The

sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb shit you'll look like.

Sincerely, Mike

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Guest BigBully

Wow! Now THAT is a tactful letter!!! It's nice to see that someone isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in and is willing to call someone a dumbass.. Or...his words exactly "dumbshit!" Awesome... completely awesome!

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